Ugly Duckling

What is Ugly Duckling?


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When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.

Aw man. I like having a ruddy duck, but I forgot to wash it off last night, so I woke up with a ugly duckling this morning!

See poopdick, poop, rutty duck, ruddy duck, shit


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