Ugly Lights

What is Ugly Lights?

The over-head lighting that comes on at a bar/club near closing time. Has the immediate affect of reversing beer goggles.

Immediately following the ugly lights is a half hour period of time where the desperate find their hookup for the evening and leave the bar.

We need to get out of here before the ugly lights come on and I see what I've been making out with really looks like

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