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A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.
Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend...
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Slang term for semenal fluid, male ejaculate, sperm.
Be sure to use a rubber to catch all that pecker puke so you don't knock her ..
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While wearing a lab coat and a face mask, you pour a 3% agarose gel on your girl. You attach electrodes to your girl's nipples, and..