Ugly Pug

What is Ugly Pug?


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A funny named beer made by the Rahr brewery in Fort Worth Texas. There's a picture of a ugly pug on the front of the bottle. The picture is used as a gauge to judge how drunk you really are. When the pooch becomes cute you are wasted. See all so pug-ugly

Friend 1: See that chick sitting over there?

Friend 2: You mean that fugly chick?

Friend 1: Whatever man, she is hot!

Friend 2: You got your beer goggles on, check your Ugly Pug!

Friend 1: Holy shit that's one cute dog!

Don't fuck fugly chicks. Check your Ugly Pug!

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