What is Ugly Pug?
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A funny named beer made by the Rahr brewery in Fort Worth Texas. There's a picture of a ugly pug on the front of the bottle. The picture is used as a gauge to judge how drunk you really are. When the pooch becomes cute you are wasted. See all so
Friend 1: See that chick sitting over there?
Friend 2: You mean that fugly chick?
Friend 1: Whatever man, she is hot!
Friend 2: You got your beer goggles on, check your Ugly Pug!
Friend 1: Holy shit that's one cute dog!
Don't fuck fugly chicks. Check your Ugly Pug!
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A very shiny, rock hard, very red tipped cock. Usually seen in Hustler magazines when a man is about to stick it in. When it gets hard, ..
