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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slap..
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A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.
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the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack
my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schat..