What is Uhlenhake?
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adj. To fall asleep at work, interrupt people while they are talking, to not use a napkin, to speak with food in your mouth, to not think before yuou speak, to not think peroid, to not annunciate your words, to act like a stupid-ass retard.
Damn Sean, you sure are acting like a friggin Uhlenhake today, falling asleep at your desk, and being a stupid ass.