What is Uhlytown?
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A simpleton male who is obsessed with soccer, also has giant, blonde, unicorn hair that is sopped with hairspray/gel. This person says "just kidding" after every sentence. A uhlytown's face structure often consists of eyes that are set deep into the head. Uhlytowns also tend to wear the same Abercrombie/Hollister shirt every day, except in a different color with ripped up jeans and worn out pumas/nike shox. Uhlytowns can be VERY obnoxious.
Pronunciation:(yewl-ee-town)
"You're such a uhlytown!"
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt..
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Having sex with a girl on her period.
Did you get any? No, she was ragging it.
What, you don't do it in the mud?
See mud, perio..
