Uilf

What is Uilf?


1.

Ukelele I'd like to fuck.

Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!

2.

Uncle I'd like to fuck.

Now that's an uilf!

Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker!


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