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A presidential inauguration involving more celebrities than a Jerry Lewis telethon.
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A hockey whore is a girl who sleeps with as many hockey players as possible, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This ..
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A sub-orbital flaming piece of hot excrement known to crashland in woodland areas or in large bodies of water.
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