What is Uk?
1.
(1) United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
(2) United KLINGDOM of Great Bearded Clams: close, clinging female contact; a vulva-to-vulva embrace. In Scotland, sometimes known as "a sporran tryst" or "a gathering of the clams".
(1) The constituent parts of the UK are joined together by allegiance to the Queen.
(2)
The constituent parts of a UK are glued together by warm beaver-spit.
Raising their kilts and opening their sporrans, Fiona and Eileen enjoyed an impromptu, five-minute UK on the settee, before the children arrived home from school.
See united , union , face to face , embrace , clinging , female , glued , alliance , Persson
2.
wow, looky, we invented the english language, fancy that.
uk aint all that bad, we just invented tv, phones, actually at one point we owned much of the world, no really.no figuratively, litterally.
come to think of it. we did a lot more that some.
See u , k , scotland , wales
3.
It is really pathetic that so many Americans have written definitions for the UK,England etc when they don't even live here and most of them have never even been here. They use urban dictionary to argue the point that they are not stupid, fat, opionated liars etc then they say things like this 'An island of crumpet eating tea sucking whiny bastards who are jealous of the USA and its might'.
Sure, America may be a super power now but pick up a fucking history book, super powers never last forever, like the Romans, Egyptians and even the UK which used to own about the quarter of the world. America is already the most hated country in the world so be nice to the other countries if you want us to help you need it and stop banging on about saving our asses in the second world war, you only got involved cause of Pearl Harbour and stuff and less people would have died if you'd helped at the start but this is in the past so it doesn't even matter now anyway.
Anyways the UK is a group of countries and islands, the biggest being England. It is on the same line of latitude as Labrador (the place not the dog) but because of the warm sea current that i forget the name of, the climate is temperate. It is a fairly peaceful place to live and most people don't really give a fuck.
However there is an increasing epidemic of chav s which are the sub human scum of the earth and are diluting the otherwise okay population. People complain about immigrants but at least most of them work, and they don't try and fight you just cause you looked at them or something stupid like that.
Also we do not all have bad teeth, we don't all drink tea.. i don't even know how to make it.. and we are not all posh (far from it). For more information visit a tourist sight or something.
O and for the person who was banging on about Ireland... we don't hate the Irish or anything and i'm sure most British people would give Northern Island back to Ireland but it's not our choice is it fools, also they aren't totally the victims, if you look in old news you will find that the IRA blew up parts of England including the centre of Manchester killing lots of people but nobody even talks about that anymore anyways and we don't hate each others guts and we go on holidays to each others countries ffs and the IRA have said they are disarming now anyways.
Finally we're not all posh, pompous idiots either, some of the most popular TV shows here are ones that take the piss out of us like Little Britain so yes we do have a sense of humour and we don't all love the fucking queen!
Since i was born in Wales and have lived there, and now live in England and have been to Scotland many times and know people in Northern Island i think my definition is more accurate than someone from america or australia or some other far thrown place, who are fools for writing a defintion for a country they don't even know and in some cases probably couldn't even point to on a map.
People in the UK don't give a fuck
See britain , united kingdom , england , wales , scotland , chav
4.
The United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland. Not interchangeable with England. Once had an Empire that spanned a quarter of the Earth, but through various circumstances lost most of it, but still remains the country with the most oversea territories. USA's greatest ally, yet according to the previous definitions the two countries hate eachother. Situated in Europe. Has a Prime-minister who does what ever Bush says. One of the most powerful/influentual countries in the world.
The UK totally kicked Argentina's arse when the latter invaded the Falkland Islands.
See argentina , england , british empire , tony blair , europe
5.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. A country primarily located in Western Europe, once spanning a quarter of the globe. Having lost it's substantial land holdings due to two world wars and the resulting cold war between the Soviet and Western Blocs, the UK still ranks as one of the world's top 5 super-powers. In reality, second only to the United States in global influence, the United Kingdom occupies a position of prominence in the United Nations and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. While having nowhere near the present population or military might of the United States, Britain posesses an impressive society with a standard of living which outclasses overall (wide-scale) any nation on the planet.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is commonly referred to as the UK.
See Horizon
6.
An unfortunate idea, which for the last 300 years has made it acceptable for many English people to think that Scotland is a region of England. Although Scotland and England have totally different cultures and Scots people are a different race, many people who don't live in Britain believe that Scotland is part of England. It's just like Canada being considered part of the USA, except even more wrong. Oh yeah, there's Wales as well, and they even stole some of Ireland.
"Where do you come from?"
"Edinburgh."
"Oh, in the UK?"
"Fuck off."
"¿Qual es tu nacionalidad?"
"Escoces."
"¿Ingles?"
"Escoces."
"¿Es diferente?"
"Si. Mucho, mucho, mucho."
See britain , england , gb , scotland , ireland
7.
A country I live in, which has more accents than Cockney, Mancunian and Upper class idiot, has no county called Devonshire,and actually has a type of football you play with your feet. We also know how to resolve personal issues without guns, lawyers or therapists. We do not have similar accents to Australians, so get it right. A useful piece of information for non-Uk people- Hugh Grant should not be taken as a standard Englishman.
"Hi, I'm from the UK." "oh, do you live in London?"
a phrase that drives people mad world over.
(1) The constituent parts of the UK are joined together by allegiance to the Queen.
(2)
The constituent parts of a UK are glued together by warm beaver-spit.
Raising their kilts and opening their sporrans, Fiona and Eileen enjoyed an impromptu, five-minute UK on the settee, before the children arrived home from school.
uk aint all that bad, we just invented tv, phones, actually at one point we owned much of the world, no really.no figuratively, litterally.
come to think of it. we did a lot more that some.
People in the UK don't give a fuck
The UK totally kicked Argentina's arse when the latter invaded the Falkland Islands.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is commonly referred to as the UK.
"Where do you come from?"
"Edinburgh."
"Oh, in the UK?"
"Fuck off."
"¿Qual es tu nacionalidad?"
"Escoces."
"¿Ingles?"
"Escoces."
"¿Es diferente?"
"Si. Mucho, mucho, mucho."
"Hi, I'm from the UK." "oh, do you live in London?"
a phrase that drives people mad world over.
