Ukrainian Surprise

What is Ukrainian Surprise?

After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.

Taking a dump feels so good until you're finished and get the Ukrainian Surprise

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Dot-dot-dotting

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