What is Ukranian Purple Tortoise?

1.

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

See ukrainian, purple, tortoise, midgit, baby, oil, halloween, sponge, russian, candy, cane, nipple, hug, kiss, chinese, homosexual, sean, brian, andrew, mexico, abortion, randomness, biology, spaghetti, cookies, cheese
1

Random Words:

Zanker Kiekie
1. Dutch. Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie. Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes. See zanker..
Read more
Officepax
1. Protector of the earth and destroyer of Microsoft OfficePax put a stop to Microsoft's evil plan to rape the world...
Read more
Zach Thomas
1. A Person that stright up distroys you at anything you do. Always better than you (The Best). Best Middle Line Backer in the NFL. Better ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free