What is Ukranian Purple Tortoise?
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a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge
Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
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Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
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Some stuck up / self-absorbed Paris Hilton cunt, that spends more time rubbing her pussy in the mirror then she does gaining mental subs..
