What is Ukranian Purple Tortoise?
1.
a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge
Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
See
Random Words:
1.
From the movie "Deathrace: 2000"
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Br..
1.
The act of doing an intentionally crappy Photoshop job.
Usually used in a humorous or mocking manner.
I paintshopped a picture of a g..
1.
Similar to a media whore, except desperate enough to seek attention even when there's no chance of monetary gain. (At least a whor..
