What is Ukranian Purple Tortoise?
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a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge
Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
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Lubricant for homosexual females. (james is gay)
Christy, did you bring the flubricunt tonight?
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