What is Ukranian Purple Tortoise?
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a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge
Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
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A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
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another name for breasts, usually of generous proportion
"Whoa, look at those skiskiskas!"
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Large, well-polished clitoris, found in the BEARDED BLARNEY of an Irish lady.
Old Molly would boast that, throughout her long career as..
