What is Ukranian Purple Tortoise?
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a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge
Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
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The polite and secretive way of saying 'I fuck hobos'
You my use it to prank call people, by saying it is your name.
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The act when a girl attempts to make the man hold their hand. Usually obvious to MOST people.
Tika "Wow, my hands are cold"
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