Ulmer

What is Ulmer?

defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.

After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"

I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.

"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"

See crabs, std

Idofex

1. coolest guy in the world (strikingly hot too) idofex omg have you seen idofex? he is so fucking hot! See idofex..

Cyunthie

1. Socially acceptable use of the four letter 'C' word. You are such a Cyunthie!..

Size Large

1. Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails. Mikhail Gorbache..

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