Ulmer

What is Ulmer?


1.

defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.

After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"

I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.

"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"

See crabs, std


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