What is Ulmer?
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defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.
After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"
I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.
"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"
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the chick who lives in perth australia and everybody worships
"fuck i wish i was as cool as kendall but im not im just a humma!&qu..
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A "get tough" policy of making no exceptions in regards to a particular (usually criminal or undesirable) matter, born as a re..
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adj. To be afraid of internet relationships.
"I think I have a bad case of e-boyfriendaphobia!"
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