What is Ulmer?
1.
defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.
After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"
I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.
"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"
See
Random Words:
1.
When something is done out of the blue for a girl/boyfriend. This can build up Browney Points. When enough points are achieved a reward ..
1.
Husband.in.Training (H.I.T.) man. A nick-name for men who are engaged to be married.
My fiance Nick is my super-awsome H.I.T. man.
See..
