Ulmer

What is Ulmer?


1.

defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.

After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"

I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.

"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"

See crabs, std


62

Random Words:

1. Any charcater from the lincolndogs open source animation Fido is a Lincoln dog and so is Danny the Dawg See dogs, cartoon, open source..
1. Flashing your vehicle lights to warn other drivers of upcoming police speed traps. A nice gesture so that other drivers don't have..
1. "Weird" Al Yankovic (full name Alfred Matthew Yankovic) is a parodist and song artist.In 1979, he made his debut with the song..