Ulmer

What is Ulmer?


1.

defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.

After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"

I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.

"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"

See crabs, std


62

Random Words:

1. Originated from Shakespeare's "Macbeth"; it means, basically, "let me do it". "Now plug the red wire inot..
1. An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can r..
1. Used in a way to basically say, 'I don't care, deal with me'. Girl:'You have a pimple on your chin.' Boy: &ap..