Ulmer

What is Ulmer?


1.

defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.

After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"

I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.

"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"

See crabs, std


62

Random Words:

1. say yikeadoo when you are really excited *ex.1* say yikeadoo instead of saying "i swear" *ex.2* *ex.1* ..
1. To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate. I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself! See go..
1. Fooling around, messing with buddies or other people in a completely dumb way. Hey!, stop jacking-around. See jack, around, balls, dam..