What is Ulmer?
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defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.
After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"
I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.
"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"
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Conjugation of the word "imply"
It is an implimation that she is a supreme being.
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The act of two or more persons trading comments of a suggestive nature, usually in competition to see who can be the most risque.
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