What is Ulmer?
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defined as having crabs; severe itching of the genetalia area; a common STD of male strippers ages 18-24.
After days of severe itching, I asked my doctor what my diagnosis was. He replied "you have a case of the ulmer"
I gave my wife an ulmer. Shortly afterwards she left me for a man.
"Nasty! my stripper pole at home has tiny little ulmers on it"
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a fake word that means absolutely nothing to anyone. it is simply a made up word used by people with small brains to impress people.
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to push the tongue into a females vagina or a males ass. this is very common by girls and girls because they have no dick to put into th..
