Ulster Scots

What is Ulster Scots?


1.

More of a dialec than a language derived form Scottish settlers living in Northern Ireland.

Some bright wee prod realised that the catholics were getting EU money for speaking Gaelic and decided they wanted a piece of the pie too!

2.

"The ultimate DIY language", as a local politician once eloquently put it.

A 'dialect' supposed to be derived from that of Scottish settlers who came to Ireland a long time ago, however it's actually not a language at all, and sounds laughably more like someone merely speaking slang words in a Ballymena farmer's accent..

Interestingly though, governments seem to be fooled by this quest for lingual recognition, and are happy to throw money at the cause ! Maybe they're just happy that they're doing something other than drug dealing and whacking each other for a change....

Ulster Scots:

"Ey boy, whers tha wife the day ?"

"ah... shi'll b back air at home wi tha waynes !"

English Translation:

"Hey mate, wheres your wife today ?"

"Aha, she'll be back there at home with the children."

See ballymena, diy, laughable, ulster, farmer

3.

"The ultimate DIY language", as a local politician once eloquently put it.

A 'dialect' supposed to be derived from that of Scottish settlers who came to Ireland a long time ago, however it's actually not a language at all, and sounds laughably more like someone merely speaking slang words in a Ballymena farmer's accent..

Interestingly though, governments seem to be fooled by this quest for lingual recognition, and are happy to throw money at the cause ! Maybe they're just happy that people are doing something other than drug dealing and shooting each other for a change....

See ulsterscotsagency for further examples of this diatribe...

Ulster Scots:

"Ey boy, whers tha wife the day ?"

"ah... shi'll b back air at home wi tha waynes !"

English Translation:

"Hey mate, wheres your wife today ?"

"Aha, she'll be back there at home with the children."

See ulster, scots, ireland, scotland, northern ireland, ballymena, farmer, culchie, nonsense


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