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While doin a bitch doggystyle pull out and spit on her back then when she turns around shoot your load in her eye.
My boyfriend gave me..
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if ur mom gets old after a while, in place of it you say ur grandma
ted-hey
ed-urmom
ted-whatsup
ed-urmom
ted-URMOM!
ed-UR GRANDMA..
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Starbucks cold/frozen coffee.
I didn't sleep last night. I'm running on frapuccino right now...