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an old crank(meth)addict.
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When your dad farts in your moms mouth during sex.
Dave Riedl's mom is Farty Marty
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To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a lapt..