What is Ultimate Balloon Deflation?

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When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.

"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."

See shrinkage, pawnbroker's balls, nuts, nut freeze, razor acne
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