Ultimate Captain

What is Ultimate Captain?


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The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

See rum, captain, cereal, alcohol, drunk, wasted, dumbfuck


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