What is Ultimate Chimney Sweep?


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occurs between two people.

First: person Astretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.

Once anal hole is stretched:

person Ainserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.

And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.

person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!

person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.

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