What is Ultimate Minge Cheese?


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the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.

"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"

"oh yeah"

"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."

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