What is Ultimate Narcissism?
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the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror
Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss
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a man with all the necessary characteristics and qualities to be complete. consisting of:
the smooth talking and 'make you feel go..
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to check if the other person is in the mood for romance, or if you just got a mixed signal.
I thought my wife's hand was touching ..
