Ultimate Pimpflick

What is Ultimate Pimpflick?

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Somewhat similar to the twap, the Ultimate Pimpflick involes a backhand strike that recoils at the last moment before impact, like cracking a whip with the first two knuckles of each finger, causing ultimate furious stinging to any exposed flesh struck.

Trust me, it hurts like hell.

NB - Recommended targets are the shoulder muscle, back of leg,groin, or nipple.

Dunn: Yeah, it sucks...

Johnny: Your MOM sucks!

Dunn: My mum died last month...

Johnny: ... <awkward> ...

Dunn: So you know you deserve this, right?

Johnny: OK... Please dude...

Dunn: Hy'cha!

<Unidentified sound>

Johnny: ARRRGH! MY NIPPLE! GOD HELP ME, MY NIPPLE!!!

Ultimate Pimpflick is vengeance incarnate.

See twap, pimp slap
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