Ultimate Punch

What is Ultimate Punch?


1.

The act of punching straight forward with both hands and a foot all at the same time. First seen by the eyes of man when Andy Sambergperformed it in the movie Hot Rod.

The Ultimate Punch, however, fails to be ultimate because it can never compete with the Falcon Punch.

Guy 1: ULTIMATE PUNCH!

Guy 2: FAL-CONE PAAWWNCH!!

Guy 1: (dies)

See punch, ultimate, hot rod, falcon

2.

when you simultaneously punch a person with both fists, and kick them in the balls too.

guy1: aw man, did you just see that pillow biter get ultimate punched?! :O

guy2: yeah dude, he took it like a champ!

See ultimate, punch, poop, deficate, sex, oral, pwnd, owned, noob, nigger, fag, whore, slut, skank, Dongslap


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