Ultimate Stranger Edit Meaning

1.

When a man paints the nails on his non-dominant hand red, sits on this hand until it goes numb, raises one leg (same side as hand), reaches under raised leg with non-dominant/painted hand and proceeds to jerk off. (the Ultimate Stanger can be performed sitting or standing) GIDDY UP!

When she won't put-out and your sick of the typical jerk session, try the Ultimate Stranger.

See jerk off, rub one out, flogging the dolphin

2.

A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.

"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."

See jerking off, masturbation, the stranger, rubbing one out

3.

When, after having two non-functioning arms for a period of time, you have an arm transplant procedure and use the new arms to pleasure yourself.

Note: This has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn't "ultimate".

Jerking off after the above.

"Hey I got my new arms! Time for an Ultimate Stranger!"

See stranger, new, arms, transplant, jerking, off