What is Ultimate Turtle?
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An extemely slow-moving, lazy, or sluggish person or object. Often has the phrase "at the pace of" preceeding it.
"This person in front of us is walking at the pace of an ultimate turtle"
"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"
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