Ultimate X Edit Meaning

1. Derived from an extra absorbent brand of toilet paper; on the inside of every roll is the quote "Quilton loves your bum" Henc..

1. Someone who couldn't look you in the eye, no matter how hard they try. Epic Fail fucked up eyes!!! McFarren, Felch, Durbin See oc..

1. A fat, hairy, ugly son of a bitch. Guy 1: Did you see the back-shag on that dude? Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total tostig. See tostig, ..