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When your girl reaches deep REM sleep you get up an urinate all over her face.
So my bitch tells me she was too tired to have sex last ..
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Gun to use in a zombie attack, or at least in a SHTF scenario where your neighbors and townsfolk graciously play the part of the zombie ..
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To fuck.
I'm so horny. I need to throw some toes in the air...