Ultra Lame Ass Edit Meaning

1. An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again. Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq. ..

1. There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surge..

1. i owe therefore i must work ( pay bank, pay US tax ) what a drag i owe, i owe, so off to work i go, with a bottle of beer & kick in..