Ultra Milf

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Quartle

1. An intelligent creature who feeds on surds and indices. Very Mathematical. At present there are only two known to mankind. The Quartle ..

Egg In A Bum

1. a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum cor look at baldy julian with phil ther..

Parsoning

1. Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone. I'm gonna parson his house the fuck u..

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