What is Ulverston Victoria?
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Ulverston Victoria High School (UVHS) is a disgusting and generally pathetic school in the town of Ulverston, Cumbria, Northern England.
The school is steeped in tradition as it is the first school in Ulverston to ever fail an Ofsted report. It has also enjoyed success in sports, one student once got a global high score on Multi player Darts.
On average 98% of student's who have graduated from the school have generally fail in life.
Local wife beater, Graham says: "I went to Ulverston, it taught me a lot about life including the art of rape, which I particularly enjoyed as we got the chance to try it out on the School Rape-victim, who is locked up in the cellar of the school along with her 14 children, none of which have ever seen light. It was a really pleasant and bloody experience"
Ex-student and now successful paedophile, Chris says: "Ulverston Victoria is so full of young, sexy, vulnerable, pre-pubescent children, both boys and girls, that I'm spoilt for choice on some days. If your a paedophile, I heavily suggest this area and indeed, this School!"
Alan Sugar: So, what school did you attend?
Potential Employee: Ulverston Victoria
Alan Sugar: Your Fired!
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