What is Um Chucka Willy?
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Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
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