What is Um Friend?
1.
A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.
"This is Kate, my, um, friend."
2.
A member of the opposite sex who you are interested in and have been doing things with, but haven't made a move on. When introduced in public, you tend to say, "This is my um, friend ..."
"This is Jill, my ... um, friend."
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The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.
Why don't you carry me like a ..
