What is Um Friend?
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A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.
"This is Kate, my, um, friend."
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A member of the opposite sex who you are interested in and have been doing things with, but haven't made a move on. When introduced in public, you tend to say, "This is my um, friend ..."
"This is Jill, my ... um, friend."
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Totally screwed or being in a completely fucked up situation with no hopes of improvement.
The tough exam mouth serviced me.
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Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose
Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.
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Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off ..
