What is Um Friend?
1.
A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.
"This is Kate, my, um, friend."
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A member of the opposite sex who you are interested in and have been doing things with, but haven't made a move on. When introduced in public, you tend to say, "This is my um, friend ..."
"This is Jill, my ... um, friend."
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Something unappatizing/stupid. Afterall, who wants a muffin made of ears?
You did WHAT?! God, your such an ear muffin.
See prat, wan..
1.
The male sexual organ.
When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any ga..
