What is Um Friend?
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A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.
"This is Kate, my, um, friend."
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A member of the opposite sex who you are interested in and have been doing things with, but haven't made a move on. When introduced in public, you tend to say, "This is my um, friend ..."
"This is Jill, my ... um, friend."
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The greatest song ever made. Possibly because the guitarist wears a bucket on his head.
Soothsayer is the greatest song ever made
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When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.
Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even..
