What is Umar Ahmed?
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Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.
-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?
-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!
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Some describe it as a weak kick to the face, but in actuality, the user removes their detachable penis, attaches it to the bottom of the..
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ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING SHUT THE F*#K UP!
what did you say? tata-pak-ap!!..
