What is Umar Ahmed?
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Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.
-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?
-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!
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when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".
*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"
Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
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The best fucking truck ever made.
1500 - Half Ton
2500 - Three Quarter
3500 - One Ton
That guy has a dodge ram, I'd like to suc..
