Umar Ahmed

What is Umar Ahmed?

1.

Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.

-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?

-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!

See LED
51

Random Words:

Food Mood
1. The feeling deep in your bones where you aren't hungry, but you feel like eating. Man, I just had supper two hours ago, but now I&..
Read more
Nilbag
1. Another way of saying "negative". Got your email but nilbag on the attachment, Travis D. Try again...
Read more
Zoobidge
1. the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why. Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge. See nrb,..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free