What is Umar Ahmed?
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Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.
-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?
-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!
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A Very Cheap Crappy Brand Of Electrical Goods which is actually made by Beko (a turkish Brand)
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The first piss after a male orgasm.
Thanks for the head but if you will excuse me I have to go and take a victory piss.
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