What is Umar Ahmed?
1.
Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.
-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?
-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!
See
Random Words:
1.
An utter noob at life, to be honest. He try's hard but fails. Call of Duty 4... It's just sad watching him play.
Wow, That gu..
1.
Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.
Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when ..
