Umar Ahmed

What is Umar Ahmed?

1.

Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.

-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?

-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!

See LED
51

Random Words:

W.e.m.
1. Short for whateverminger A dismissive, derisive comment to end a futile interchange. With hand gestures. Form your hand into a fist, t..
Read more
Tell
1. A sign. A behavioral clue that reveals something one tries to hide. The girl looking at my boots and licking her lips was a big tell th..
Read more
: : [ ] : :
1. a bandaid. usually used by preteens on CSS surf servers every time they get a kill. illustrates the dangers of teaching 12 year olds th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free