What is Umar Ahmed?
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Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.
-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?
-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!
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Another euphemism for heroin.
That kid's got a yellow lover.
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Paramistic is the state of being both paranoid and optimistic at the same time.
"Stop staring at me, you cheery person!" &quo..
