What is Umar Ahmed?
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Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.
-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?
-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!
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Someone who used to be funny but now he's just a big ass!
proof that comedians should stick to comedy
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a web hosting and web design company. Usually cheaper and more flexable than corprate asshats. Run by a college student.
Microswift is ..
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People growing extremely fat all over the world. Starting in one country and spreading all over the world.
Blobby people everywhere!!!
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