What is Umar Ahmed?
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Silly individual native to the city with the dirtiest-sounding name in the word: Lahore. Currently a resident of Montreal and an attendee at McGill University. Claims not to have masturbated or touched himself for a very long period. Generally produces full of it statements when he speaks.
-You haven't masturbated in twenty days?
-Just give it up and stop bullshitting me Umar!
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Direct translation is "yes, my friend". Could mean "you da man," "awesome! and "yippe di do da!".
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When you receive head from 3 or more girls that are from differents racial backrounds at once.
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A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys
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