What is Umatilla?
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N. - The bowel movement resulting from desperately refusing to crap for many days while backpacking, being at summer camp, or otherwise lacking access to a reasonable restroom facility.
Arwen cranked out a painful Umatilla after a week, and it was fortunate that she did not need surgery.
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noun: the male member, aka: the penis.
I am going to perform oral pleasure on his yummy doodle.
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noun: one who engages in sexual intercourse exclusively with vegetables.
Developed after the great "Fag-Hag" incident of Dece..