What is Umatilla?
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N. - The bowel movement resulting from desperately refusing to crap for many days while backpacking, being at summer camp, or otherwise lacking access to a reasonable restroom facility.
Arwen cranked out a painful Umatilla after a week, and it was fortunate that she did not need surgery.
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An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.
Up your Jaffe, Jordan.
Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaf..