What is Umbc?


*U Made a Bad Choice

*U Must Be Crazy

*U Must Be Chinese

*University of Maryland, Baltimore Construction

UMBC is a widely known sports school with an undefeated football team. We have so much school spirit that most of the time you have to buy tickets to athletic events a few weeks in advance.

UMBC is a HOT school according to News Week.


Sort of like University of Maryland without all the sports and riots.

"Where do you go to school?"


"What's that?"

See college, maryland, baltimore, catonsville


a. U Made a Bad Choice

b. A University in Maryland populated primarily by squirrels.

Why the hell did you go to UMBC?


you made a bad choice

you must be crazy

you must be cockblocking

you must be creepy

Just think about it if this is all you here about this school then you know that it sucks.

If you go to this school it is probably for a scholarship they gave you that was really fucking easy to get, but you just got played if you take it.

This is probably the WORST college you can go to if you want to have a real college experience, fun, or girls. There is almost no hot chicks, no one is ever on campus, the dudes cockblock in swarm, and for you ladies they also creep out in packs. However, the other guys will flock to you like you were hot because there aint nothing better around.

There is NO football team. From all sports combined we have won like one championship in the entire college history.

Your roomate may call cops on you for having alcohal (believe me).

While talking to anyone from any school in the area when you mention that you go to UMBC they will probably reply "Why?"

If you go here and you thinks its alright you are either a larping nerd or just dont realize how much better you would be in any other school.

"You go to UMBC? Sorry to hear that."

See umbc, shit, cockblock, sausage fest, played, stupid, sex


Undeniably the Most Boring College

UMBC has a record of students who fall asleep in class. 1 out of every 3 students have fallen asleep in class at least in 2 of their daily classes. UMBC everyone


The only place in Baltimore where you’re hated on from being from Baltimore.

Why is UMBC hating on me I'm from Baltimore?

See umbc, hating, baltimore, me, bitches


University of Maryland Bejing China or

U Must Be Chinese

Why spend all your money on a plane ride to china when you can just drive to catonsville and visit UMBC.


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