Umber Alert

What is Umber Alert?


1.

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.

Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.

Man: Umber Alert?

Woman: Word.

See defecate, poop, driving, crap, bathroom, potty, twunch


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