What is Umberto?
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An extremly smart,though sometimes idiotic person.
Wow,you aced that test,you Umbertoed it!
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super smart, awsome brother, kinda short, is awsome, and super kool.
He's an Umberto because he got an A+ on his test.
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The Most Gibberish name of all the names.. it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Scumana Umberto?
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a dickhead man-whore who pretends to like girls just to get laid.
friend: hey where where you last night?
guy: oh, i was out with stephy and got laid.
friend: you pulled an umberto?
guy: yep.
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Random Words:
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Adjective: something better than anything known to man
That shirt is orgasmically-rad
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A twist on the conventional "Dirty Sanchez", where a man fucks his woman in any position while she is on the rag and then pull..