What is Umberto Bigblunts?
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The best striker of all time. His antics on the football pitch do not measure up to the circus that was his life off the field. On numerous accounts was Umberto accused of performing what he called a "Karl Malone" on his girlfriend. A 12 time winner of Cannabis Mgazine's Biggest Blunt Rolled category, Mr Bigblunts soon became an honorary member of the "Blunt Affectionado" club, along with the likes of Cheech, Chong, Spicoli, Bernie, and Lord Balls.
Liverpool won the Champions League with the help of Umberto Bigblunts and his three giant Ls.
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