What is Umbilical Leash?
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One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.
Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.
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In seeing pictures of an underage girls rump.
Shaun: Look at that sweet ass.
Gemma: Underage bummage!
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A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs he..
