Umbilical Leash

What is Umbilical Leash?


1.

One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.

Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.

Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.

See leash


34

Random Words:

1. one crazy mofo that plays kick-ass music. has been known to drink copious amounts of alcohol "did you listen to lumberjackvictim ..
1. tighter than skin tight shanaenae-Girl dem jeans be booty tight!! shondra-Damn how she get in those? See booty, tight, black, clothes..
1. Any dance or special traditional movement done following a small or large victory. (See sither) - Watch that "Dirty Bird" do ..