What is Umbilical Leash?
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One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.
Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.
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The act of one woman going down on another.
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A term that actually doesn't really mean anything, but people usually think it is a sexual position of sorts. Great game for partie..
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Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it
You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!
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