Umbilical Leash

What is Umbilical Leash?

1.

One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.

Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.

Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.

See leash
34

Random Words:

In Da Butt
1. an expression used to express the act of getting screwed over. or a term used to descibe girls who like getting fucked in the ass after ..
Read more
Modabe
1. Derived from the word "wannabe" this is a player in an online community (game, forum, etc.) that wants to be a moderator. Usua..
Read more
W.w.f.d
1. What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you..
Read more
Book Banner