Umbilical Leash

What is Umbilical Leash?

1.

One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.

Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.

Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.

See leash
34

Random Words:

Draino
1. shooting a basket and making it with authority DRAINO! I just dangled you See cash, bucket, hole, badazzle 2. n. The proper noun use..
Read more
Gipset
1. A gangstaaa crew inhabiting South-East london. They usually run in packs carry weapons and are often heard yelling "Oi bruv! wot u ..
Read more
W00t-yah
1. An expression os happiness or joy. w00t and booyah combined. I passed eight grade. w00t-yah! See alyssa..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free