What is Umbilical Leash?
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One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.
Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.
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meme-wor-thy meem-wur-th ee
-Adjective
1. Worthy of remembering, memorable, notable.
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The making a bitch less of such.
She's such a whore, she needs some debitchification.
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Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.
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Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
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