Umbilicall

What is Umbilicall?


1.

The extremely frequent phone calls that take place between a mother and daughter, especially when the daughter moves out of the house or gets married.

"Ever since we got married, my wife places at least 5 umbilicalls a day. She'll even call her mom to find out what shampoo to use in the morning."

See phone, wife, mother-in-law, drama llama


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