What is Umbongo?
1.
Some sort of fruit juice in a carton, as advertised on television in the mid 1980's in the UK.
'Umbongo, Umbongo, they drink it in the Congo.'
2.
Racial slur given to a homosexual black man or the act of homosexual anal sex.
n. An umbongo
v. To umbongo
3.
a gay homo that called me a chicken fucker on the internet
What a fuckin dildo umbongo ben s.
4.
Although Umbongo isn't actually a 'gay fucker' given his 'luck' (In the broadest possible sense) with women maybe it's an avenue he should consider pursuing.
"Hey, have you been to UK:R today? Umbongo had another date last night."
"Fuckin loser."