Umbrella Guy

What is Umbrella Guy?

Teh guy who protects Michael Jackson's sensitive skin from sunlight by holding an umbrella over him immediately upon exiting a building.

I have the best job in the world, keeping Michael safe from harmful UV rays!!!

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