Umbrella Handle

What is Umbrella Handle?


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A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'

Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!

Boy 2: Dude, sick.

Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.

Girl 2: Yuck!

Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.

See umbrella, handle, handjob, hard, squeeze, tip, spurt, stream, gripped


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