Umbrella Job

What is Umbrella Job?


1.

Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.

Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"

Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"

Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"

Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "

Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"

Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."

See rim, hand, blow, job, umbrella, hj, bj, zj, rj

2.

Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.

Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"

Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"

Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"

Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "

Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"

Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."

See blow, job, rim, hand, umbrella, blowjob, rimjob, handjob, hj, bj, rj, uj


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