What is Umbrella Man?
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The semi-creepy guy who spends his time walking around downtown Santa Cruz, CA. He walks approximately half a block an hour. He wears all pink and carries a Pink Umbrella, thus the name.
Hey, look! it's the Umbrella Man! Let's cross the street and stay away from him.
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