Umbrella Stand

What is Umbrella Stand?


1.

An act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their bum hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice "UMBRELLA STAND!!!".

Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.

Hey Pete, theres that girl you fancy. Asking her out is SOOO last season, if you want my relationship advice you should umbrella stand her!

See umbrella, stand, fisting, foreplay, gay sex

2.

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).

Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.

See loch ness monster, floater, turd, dump, poo


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