Umbrellaing

What is Umbrellaing?

the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.

Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"

Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"

See umbrella, protection, caution

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