Umbrellical Cord

What is Umbrellical Cord?

1.

The short, narrow strip of fabric attached to the outside of an umbrella. When used, it furls and tidies the fabric into neat folds and keeps it from flapping, taking up space and wetting those around it. Often it has a snap on the end that connects with its mate when the cord is in use. More modern umbrellas use Velcro instead of a snap.

Sue: Hey, use your umbrellical cord, man, that umbrella is all dripping on me.

Pete: Sorry, I can't, the snap ripped off and I can't afford another one right now.

See umbrella, cord, velcro, bumbershoot, parasol
72

Random Words:

Numbfuck
1. Lacking in brain power You numbfuck can't you get anything right! See Kelly 2. One who preforms mindless and seemingly unreward..
Read more
Little Shitties
1. very small, narrow, unusually thin feces, secreted either from human or animal. Dude, I took a box of dulcolax last night and have had ..
Read more
Lane Dive
1. While on a multi-lane roadway, waiting until the last possible moment to move from the lane furthest from your exit to the exit. Profess..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free