Umbrescalate

What is Umbrescalate?

To ride an escalator while using an umbrella.

She had to umbrescalate to keep herself dry after exiting the subway station.

The passengers were umbrescalating because they forgot their raincoats at home.

See umbrella, wet, escalator, dry, rain, subway, metro

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