What is Umbretiquette?
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the rules that define proper umbrella usage in an urban setting
good umbretiquette forbids the use of oversized umbrellas while on crowded city streets. also using an umbrella while going up or down stairs (or confined spaces) as well as failing to lift your umbrella above others' eye level is a serious breach of umbretiquette
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